Will The Real John Callahan Please Stand Up?: A Quasi Memoir
- Publish Date: 1998-01-01
- Binding: Hardcover
- Author: John Callahan
The wheelchair-ridden slayer of all cows sacred presents an autobiographical scrapbook of reminiscences about such topics as his grandfather's bathroom habits, fan letters and hate letters from Bill Clinton, Richard Pryor, and others, and hilarious cartoons.